Night is for nighttime activities, like rubbing your thighs together like...– Elsagold.
Transgenic Salmon about to Hit the Market [via... →
My favorite line from this article is: To reduce the chances that transgenic fish can breed, AquaBounty CEO Ronald Stotish says all the transgenic salmon are female and up to 99.8% are triploid, which renders them sterile. Umm, did we learn nothing from Jurassic Park? What would Dr. Malcolm say? He’d say, “Life always finds a way.” Are you listening, Science?
An exchange on the CalTrain this morning, between...
Ticket lady: Tickets please! Have your tickets out! …Ma’am, can I see your ticket? Grapefruit lady: (matter-of-factly) Oh, I don’t have a ticket. TL: Well, are you prepared to pay the $300 fine? GFL: Yes. Yes I am. TL: Can I see your ID? GFL: No. TL: Do you have an ID on you? GFL: Yes. …I mean no, I don’t have an ID. Well, it’s not my ID. I am in possession of a...
You should give me money. I promise: it’s a good idea. Just trust me. Yrs, &c., Quanny.
I found a dead opossum the other day and thought of you. I mean that in the...– A forgotten post-script in an email. I find compliments in the strangest of places.