On the actual purposes of furniture:
Desk: dirty sweater pile accumulation. Desk chair: computer pedestal for watching Hulu, next to bed. Bed: dining (cf. this) / school work. Dining table: surface for school work / dirty dish accumulation. Couch: sleeping. Floor: storing garbage / a comfortable place to rest, at times.
Pimfish, plomfish, squimmy-squidoo.– -ELSAGOLDENROD, on “Hipster Guilt”* * A term I just coined, in which one does not buy tickets to a music festival because music festivals attract such a bizarre melange of concert-goers and that’s so mainstream, but one’s sincerely hip friend convinces - through...
Huh, apparently "Vertical Integration" is a thing. →