November 2010
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On the actual purposes of furniture:
Desk: dirty sweater pile accumulation.
Desk chair: computer pedestal for watching Hulu, next to bed.
Bed: dining (cf. this) / school work.
Dining table: surface for school work / dirty dish accumulation.
Couch: sleeping.
Floor: storing garbage / a comfortable place to rest, at times.
Pimfish, plomfish, squimmy-squidoo.
– -ELSAGOLDENROD, on “Hipster Guilt”*
* A term I just coined, in which one does not buy tickets to a music festival because music festivals attract such a bizarre melange of concert-goers and that’s so mainstream, but one’s sincerely hip friend convinces - through...
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Huh, apparently "Vertical Integration" is a thing. →